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Marriage Is Like

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that….

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity ...

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Don’t marry for money, y...

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT ...

Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a s...

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai ...

What’s the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59 ? .? ..? . …..? ……? Very Simple ,,, Dono ke baad 12 hi bajtey hain…hapy...

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