Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“ Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eat...
Showing posts with label Rude And Nasty Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rude And Nasty Sms. Show all posts
Piyar Na Raha Tau Wafa Kon Kary Ga
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun kar...
Please Beleive Me Yaar
I Love U Yes I Love U Sach Main Please Beleive Me Yaar I Love U Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn ”Paagalo’n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy”
Dil Sy Hum Aap Ko Janab Kehty HAin
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain Sab aap ko khuda ka azaa...
Responses During Sex
ResponseS During seX… a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is gr8… b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now… c) WIFE – I think d ceiling need...
Condom Aur Gandu Mein Kia Farak Hai
Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,? . Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain. . kyu sahi kaha ne . ab men tujhe kiya kahon . Con...
A Camel, Cow And Donkey
A Camel cow & a Donkey discusing who is the best Camel: i help in moving heavy loads cow: i give milk . . . Kuch to bol ...
A Boy Touches a Girl Everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
Difference B/w Panties
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70′s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the...
Who Had a Bad Sex Life
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
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