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Boy wd his girlfrnd watching a Boxing match, In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round! Boy:Disgusting just ALL OVER in 1 min? Girl...

=�ARZ KIA HAI�= Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko... "Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia 'FARAZ' ko... =P ;->

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I d...

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed... "DINNER" ;-> u Dirty mind... u...

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he Studnt mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga to bari sha...

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli: "Pata hai na, kya karna hai?" S...

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?" Husband: "Excellent idea" Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash D...

A MAN's Sad Story: Yesterday was my Birthday My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids I went to Work & my friends Didnt, I went...

Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped." Mom : ' Eat Some Chillies" Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ? Mom : ' NO " It Wi...

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